Welcome, friends.

That's right. Rambone*, like everyone else who has graduated kindergarten, is all grown up and ready to leave Myspace. Just kidding, you crazy Myspacers. I mean, 15 year old emo girls whose daddies just won't pay attention to their troubles need to have someone stalk them, right?

Anyway, here's where you'll find all your Rambone knowledge for the 2008 season. For those not in the know, Rambone's about 3 things (click pics for the true experience):

Grabass
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Dingers
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and Rockin' Calves
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...but Mostly Grabass
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This little corner of Internet heaven will have the schedule and be updated with statistics, for the most part. Maybe some photos and game recaps. Probably more grabass. Hopefully some DJ.

*Note: http://rambone.blogspot.com was already taken. Click if you understand Spanish and porn.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Games 3 & 4 - Splitsville

Games 3 and 4 were the reason why we Ramboners Rambone. A wounded veteran bravely risking the remainder of a knee joint for the love of the game. A first baseman (joined by his left-fielding cohort) arriving roughly 30 seconds before first pitch having forgotten his glove due to excessive celebration over a Chicago Bulls lottery victory, then recovering to make a sparkling stab in the field to preserve a 15-run lead. Alleged "replacement" players playing like anything but, as if they'd really been Ramboning their entire lives without really realizing it. A right-centerfielder wisely ignoring his third base coach's pleas to hold at third, when plating that all-important 4th run was all he desired. A left-centerfielder nearly blowing out his knee attempting to slide into a triple. A rightfielder who COMPLETELY biffed a popfly, leading to a good natured "business-giving" on the bench. Yes...it truly was a Rambone night.


Game 3 started slowly for the Rambone 11, with only 2 runs coming across for the BabyShit Green and Urine Yellow in inning 1. Inning 2, however, featured all 11 men taking their cuts at the dish, with 7 of those lucky fellows reaching the promised land. From there, the valiant heroes refused to look back, eventually tallying 22 scores to the opposition's 7.


Then in Game 4 we did what we always did and refused to score, falling 18-9.

Good effort in a winning cause despite less than ideal conditions, boys.

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