Sorry, but fart jokes are definitely in style down here in the OKC.
Best of luck to you bloody wankers who actually get to play softball tomorrow night. If it doesn't rain (and I am praying to Jeebus that it does), make sure you all kick some ass Rambone-Style. Here is my projected opening day lineup.
1. K-Murda (3b)
2. Scotty (2b)
3. DJ (pitching and zingers)
4. Sharlow (LCF and dingers)
5. Dain (ss)
6. AJ (1b, via satellite)
7. Jpo (RF, Shit Talk)
8. Butters (RCF)
9. Evan (LF, Baconators)
10. Mike (C, 1b, RF, RCF, Voodoo Priest)
11. Roper (C, Grand Theft Auto)
12. Penny (poop)
13. Pete Bloome (more poop)
RAMBONE!
Welcome, friends.
That's right. Rambone*, like everyone else who has graduated kindergarten, is all grown up and ready to leave Myspace. Just kidding, you crazy Myspacers. I mean, 15 year old emo girls whose daddies just won't pay attention to their troubles need to have someone stalk them, right?
Anyway, here's where you'll find all your Rambone knowledge for the 2008 season. For those not in the know, Rambone's about 3 things (click pics for the true experience):
Grabass
Dingers
and Rockin' Calves
...but Mostly Grabass
This little corner of Internet heaven will have the schedule and be updated with statistics, for the most part. Maybe some photos and game recaps. Probably more grabass. Hopefully some DJ.
*Note: http://rambone.blogspot.com was already taken. Click if you understand Spanish and porn.
Anyway, here's where you'll find all your Rambone knowledge for the 2008 season. For those not in the know, Rambone's about 3 things (click pics for the true experience):
Grabass
Dingers
and Rockin' Calves
...but Mostly Grabass
This little corner of Internet heaven will have the schedule and be updated with statistics, for the most part. Maybe some photos and game recaps. Probably more grabass. Hopefully some DJ.
*Note: http://rambone.blogspot.com was already taken. Click if you understand Spanish and porn.
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